Jokes, drinking and life expectancy.

نویسنده

  • Shah Ebrahim
چکیده

Epidemiology jokes! This one’s for all you epidemiologists, feverishly Googling the evening before your big seminar, searching for a little icebreaker—a little nugget of self-deprecating humor to win the crowd over. Show them you’re not some pointy-headed stiff. I get a fair amount of Google hits on this site for ‘epidemiology jokes’ for some reason, so I thought I’d cater to this important demographic. Here is a comprehensive list of epidemiology jokes: Parasites! Make up your own jokes.

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عنوان ژورنال:
  • International journal of epidemiology

دوره 40 2  شماره 

صفحات  -

تاریخ انتشار 2011